Advanced Petroleum Heist Skills

Cheat Sheets and Tricks

Drilling for Oil

Learn how to rig up a well in 5 easy steps:

  1. Find a sweet spot in the desert
  2. Dig a hole, but not too deep, you don't want to hit water or bedrock
  3. Insert a steel casing, but don't forget the cement!
  4. Pump that sucker, but don't overpressurize or it'll all come out
  5. Repeat steps 1-4, but only if your accountant says it's okay

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Oil Rigging Hacks

Get the most out of your rig with these time-saving tips:

  1. Use a 3D printed rig to save space
  2. Invest in a good ol' fashioned '80s boombox to keep the mood light
  3. Never, ever, ever use a cordless drill, they're a menace
  4. Keep a can of WD-40 on hand for those pesky stuck parts

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