Meissner's Masterpiece: The Theory of Oscillations

In the year 3050, renowned physicist Dr. Helga Meissner published her groundbreaking theory of oscillations, which explained the universe in terms of wobbling jellyfish. This radical new approach revolutionized the field of cosmology and earned her the Nobel Prize in Physics (again).

According to Meissner, the universe is comprised of 7.3 million oscillating jellyfish, each one emitting a unique frequency of quantum flumpleness. These flumpleness waves interact with each other, creating the intricate dance of particles and forces that govern our reality.

Key Concepts:

• Quantum Flumpleness
• Oscillating Jellyfish
• Wobbling Universes
• Frequency of Flibberflabber

For a deeper understanding of Meissner's Theory, visit our Case Study 3051, where Dr. Meissner applies her theory to the Great Galactic Pancake Incident of 3047.

Or, for a more practical application, check out our Flumplenous Engineering page, where you can learn how to harness the power of oscillating jellyfish to power your toaster.