Alibis & Excuses
Because who needs actual productivity?
Purpose
This is the place to find excuses and alibis for all your procrastination needs. Browse through our vast collection of:
- Procrastination Techniques
- Time Management Strategies
- Convincing Stories
- Alibis for your significant other
Or, you know, just scroll through and see what you find.
Excuse of the Day
I'm sorry I'm late, but I had to stay up all night to finish this very important project... in my head.
Excuse of the Day
My computer was on the fritz, but not just any computer, my super-advanced, one-of-a-kind, custom-built computer that's only been in the family for three generations.
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I was in the middle of a very important meeting... with my cat. He needed to discuss the merits of the scratching post.