The Invasion is Imminent, But Don't Worry, You'll Be Fine
Reports of alien sightings have been flooding in, but our experts assure us that the impending invasion will be a minor setback. A few destroyed cities, a few million lives lost, but hey, at least we'll have a good excuse for not paying our taxes this year!
We've assembled a team of top-notch scientists to study the alien technology and find a way to... well, not defeat them, but maybe just make a really good meme out of it.