Foolish Fishing Tips
Tips for the Utterly Clueless
Don't be like this guy: 
BUT SERIOUSLY, folks:
Tip #1: Always wear a life jacket while fishing. You know, for your own good.
Don't Get Hooked
Be aware of your surroundings, folks. Don't be that guy who gets caught in the boat propellers.
Tip #2: Don't fish in the middle of a lake. It's just not worth it.
Don't Get Caught
Tip #3: Don't fish with your eyes closed.
It's not like your fish are going to magically appear in front of your nose.