Chapter 1: How to Reel in Absolutely Nothing but Have Fun Doing It
Step 1: Find a nice, quiet spot to sit on a rock for hours.
Step 2: Wait for the fish to come to you, or better yet, just wait for the sun to set.
Step 3: Pretend you're doing something, anything, just to keep yourself entertained.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're too tired to hold your rod or your bladder.
Chapter 2: The Ancient Art of Fishing with Your Eyes Closed
Step 1: Close your eyes and imagine the fish are biting.
Step 2: Feel the gentle breeze on your face, or the warmth of the sun on your skin.
Step 3: Pretend you're a fish, and try to catch yourself.
Step 4: When someone asks you if you're catching anything, say yes, even if you're not.
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