How to Live with a Dog That Hates You

You've made the grave mistake of adopting a canine who has declared war on you. Congratulations.

Step 1: Stock up on dog treats and hope for the best.

• Step 2: Create a safe room for your enemy-in-residence to terrorize at its leisure.
• Step 3: Develop a system for silently tolerating the incessant whining.
• Step 4: Learn to recognize the difference between "I'm hungry" and "I'm plotting your demise."

For more expert advice, see our comprehensive guide: Canine Psychology for Beginners

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our special series on Surviving the Canine Apocalypse.