Quiz: The Utterly Ridiculous Random Fool Quiz

This quiz has been designed by the great and powerful Flibberflibber, Lord of Utter Folly.

Here is your question:

You have 5 chickens and 5 eggs in front of you. What do you do?

Answer 1: Sacrifice the chickens for the sake of the eggs

Answer 2: Build a chicken-egg hybrid robot

Answer 3: Call a meeting to discuss the implications

Answer 4: Use the chickens to power a time machine and travel back to when the egg came first

Answer 5: Eat the whole thing, it's free

What will you do, wise one?