Donut Sandwich: A Recipe for the Ages

Ingredients:

• 1 donut
• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 1 cup chopped bacon
• 1 cup chopped pickles
• 1 cup chopped onions

Instructions:

1. Place donut on plate.
2. Spread mayonnaise on donut.
3. Top with bacon, pickles, and onions.
4. Eat donut sandwich while questioning life choices.

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Side Effects:

May cause:

• Donut-induced euphoria
• Regret
• Loss of taste buds
• Temporary blindness to good judgment