THE TRUTH
It's not just a food item, it's a mind control device.
SPAM, the canned meat product of the gods, has been secretly infiltrating our minds since the 1940s.
But why, you ask?
We'll tell you why.
A Brief History
Developed by the CIA, SPAM was designed to be the perfect mind control agent.
With its unique blend of salt, sugar, and mysterious preservatives, it was meant to break down societal boundaries and create a global collective consciousness.
The plan, of course, was to use SPAM to fuel the 1960s counterculture movement.
But something went wrong.
The SPAM became too popular, and our plan was foiled by the very people we were trying to control.
Or so we thought.
But the truth remains, SPAM still rules the world.
Or does it?