Bad Jokes for All Fools Day
Because you asked for it...
Why was the math book sad? Because it had a lot of problems.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a group of cows that will give you milk? A herd of problems.
May the humor of the fool be with you.
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.