Proverbs of Foolish Wisdom

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you have a really nice bird in the bush.

A bird in the hand

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you have a really nice bird in the bush.

This proverb has been proven to be false by 9 out of 10 experts in the field of bird-having.

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A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you spend it all on lottery tickets.

A penny saved

A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you spend it all on lottery tickets.

This proverb has been proven to be false by 1 out of 1 experts in the field of penny-saving.

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