It's that time of year again! A time for the gullible, the foolish, and the perpetually disappointed.
In the spirit of the occasion, we've prepared a special menu for the most discerning fools.
Our Spaghetti Taco is made with the finest imported Italian spaghetti, expertly seasoned with a hint of disappointment and a pinch of despair.
Try our signature "I Told You So" sauce, a tangy blend of regret and recrimination.
Don't forget to pair it with a side of "I'm a Fool for This" guacamole, a creamy mix of crushed dreams and shattered expectations.
And for the pièce de résistance, our "You Should've Listened" extra-cheesy spaghetti taco, topped with a sprinkle of crushed hopes and a dollop of "What Were They Thinking?" sour cream.
Prices vary based on your level of foolishness. Ask your server for details.
Or, if you will, try our "I'm Not Paying" menu, where we'll serve you a plate of nothing but disappointment and regret for the low, low price of $0.00!