Quiz Penalties

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Rules
Question Answer
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail? Leeroy Jenkins would know this one!
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootenheimer Center? Only 37!
Which is the longest recorded flight of a chicken? 42 seconds (guaranteed not a record to be beaten)
Who is the only person to have won the Nobel Prize for Literature and the Nobel Prize for Peace in the same year? Shakesbeer (a.k.a. the Bard)

Penalties are 100 points, but only if you answer incorrectly. Or, you know, not. Or maybe if you just type 'LOL' in all caps. Or, we'll deduct a point for each 'ประก'. Or, you get the point, but only if you're not thinking about it too much.

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