The OverlyComplicatedToaster9000 Technical Specifications

Warning: do not attempt to build this toaster. You will lose your mind.

• The Toaster's Brain (a complex network of microcontrollers and neural networks)
• Toaster Wheels (a system of intricate gears and levers)
• Toaster Firmware (a custom-written operating system)
• Toaster Safety Protocols (a system of fail-safes and emergency shutdowns)

Disclaimer: The OverlyComplicatedToaster9000 is not actually a toaster. It is a metaphor for the futility of human endeavor.