Robotic Self-Grooming Assistant FAQ
Q: What is this thing?
A: It's a robot that will cut your hair for you.
Q: Will it give me a bad haircut?
A: No, our robots have been extensively trained on 100% of all bad haircuts.
Q: Can it do my taxes?
A: No, we're not accountants. We're hair accountants. For hair.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: Free, but you have to give us your old hair clippers. All of them.
Q: Can I buy it?