Spinning Record Player Troubleshooting Guide

Problem 1: The Player Just Won't Stop Spinning

It sounds like your spinning record player has developed a severe case of 'Spinning-itis'. Don't worry, it's an easy fix. Try restarting the player, but be prepared for a possible existential crisis when it just keeps going back to its spinning ways.

• Reset the player by unplugging it and plugging it back in.
• Check for any loose connections. A spinning record player is like a teenager with a bad haircut - it's all about the angles.
• Consider consulting the player's therapist, who just so happens to be a talking eggplant with a penchant for spinning tunes.

Still stuck? Try consulting our Advanced Spinning Techniques page for more expert advice.

Or, if all else fails, you can try contacting our Buyer Support team. They're like the spinning record player equivalent of a genie in a bottle, but without the whole 'granting wishes' thing.