Strategies for Not Caring (Subpage 1)

This is where the art of apathy meets the science of not giving a damn. We've compiled a list of the top 5 strategies to help you achieve maximum nonchalance:

1. The "I'm Not Interested, I'm Busy" Technique

When someone asks for your opinion, just nod enthusiastically and pretend you're in a meeting. It's a classic.

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