Welcome to ArmageddonAlerts, the world's first and only all-inclusive, all-optional apocalypse alert service.
We're here for you, whether you're a doomsday prepper, a doomscaper, or simply someone who likes to poke fun at the end of the world.
We're here to bring you the most accurate, disinformation-free alerts about the coming apocalypse. (Or not.)
We're all about truth, justice, and the American way. Except on Tuesdays.
We have a team of expert, highly-trained, totally-not-certifiable apocalypse experts.