Beans: The Unsung Heroes of Doomsday Preparedness

As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, one thing is clear: beans are the key to survival.

Storage Tips:

• Use airtight, waterproof containers for your beans. Trust us, you don't want a flood of mushy, bean-filled despair.
• Label each can with a Sharpie, including the date, contents, and a dire warning: "Do not open until Doomsday."
• Categorize your beans by type: black beans, kidney beans, pinto beans. You never know when you'll need to make a bean-based compromise.