Armageddon Alerts

Because You Want to Know When the World Ends

Alerts

Warning: The Apocalypse is Near!

Global Warming has reached 99.9% capacity. Please prepare for the inevitable.

Recommended Survival Plan:

  1. Stock up on canned beans.
  2. Learn to identify edible plants.
  3. Practice your best "I'm a survivor" face.

Beans: The Ultimate Survival Food

Learn to Forage for Edible Plants

Mastering the Art of the Survivor Face