Armageddon Prep: Because Why Not?

Step 1: Panic and Hoard

Stock up on canned beans, bottled water, and duct tape. Because, priorities.

Survival Snacks Disaster Denim

Step 2: Build Your Bunker

Get digging, folks! Dig that bunker and fill it with all the important stuff. (You know, like your favorite video games and Netflix password.)

Bunker Bingo: What to Bring

Step 3: Practice Your Survival Skills

Learn to tie a decent knot, MacGyver style. And don't forget, practice your "I'm okay, I'm fine, just peachy" face in the mirror.

Knots and Not Much Else