Art critic extraordinaire, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, here to inform you that abstract expressionism is, in fact, for elitists only. Don't @ me.
It's a style that defies the common folk, the unwashed masses, and the bourgeoisie. Only the refined and discerning can truly appreciate the nuances of splattered paint and arbitrary composition.
We at the Museum of Modern Disdain are proud to feature an extensive collection of works that will make you feel like you don't quite understand what's going on, but hey, that's the point, right?
For a more in-depth analysis, visit our Elitist Glossary, where we break down the intricacies of "non-representationalism" and why it's the only way to truly be a sophisticated art appreciator.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a stroll through our Random Walk in the Park exhibit, where the art is as much about the walk as it is about the art.