Medium-Specific Chastisements

Welcome to the most brutalist collection of medium-specific chastisements on the web! Here, you'll find a list of scathing critiques for your favorite online platforms.

TikTok

For the love of all things good and holy, stop using that autocorrected, autocensored, autoeverythinged nonsense.

And another thing: stop making us listen to your music videos.

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Instagram

Come on, folks, stop using that algorithm-driven, click-baiting, attention-seeking nonsense.

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Twitter

For the love of all things sane, stop using that 280 character limit as an excuse for your lack of coherence.

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Stay tuned for more chastisements, and maybe, just maybe, learn to use the medium for something other than self-promotion.

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