Medium-Specific Chastisements

Welcome to our gallery of sassy illustrations that are specifically designed to make you feel bad about your life choices.

Here are some of our most popular chastisements:

Chastisement 1: "You'll never be as good at art as me."

A poorly drawn stick figure with a scowling expression

A scathing critique of your lack of artistic talent.

Chastisement 2: "Your cat is judging you."

A cat with a smug expression, looking down on a human

A reminder that even your pets have better taste than you.

Chastisement 3: "You'll be eating ramen noodles for the rest of your life."

A ramen noodle cup with a sad, dejected expression

A heart-wrenching critique of your culinary skills (or lack thereof).

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