When the Squeeze is on, we're talkin' avant-garde, baby!
Our artists are the masters of manipulation, the sultans of surrealism. We're talkin' Pollock meets Picasso meets Picasso's ex-wife, all in a world of make-believe.
We're not just painting pretty pictures, no sir. We're squeezing the very soul outta that canvas, like a badger in a velvet glove.
Our critics are a special kind of crazy, a tribe of art- snobs and pseudo-intellectuals who think they're above it all. But we know the truth:
You can't handle the truth! You can't handle the truth!
Who Is the Real Squeezer? Our Critics Are Crazy