Artful Dodge

Welcome to the world's most mediocre art studio!

We specialize in creating art that's almost as good as the last art you made in 7th grade. Our team of expert artists (okay, we hired them off Craigslist) will work tirelessly to bring you the most forgettable masterpieces you've ever seen.

Our current projects include:

• Abstract Abstraction – A series of paintings that are definitely not just shapes with colors.
• Conceptual Crap – A collection of poems that are almost as profound as your favorite middle school English teacher's love sonnets.
• Pop Art Paparazzi – Photos of people who are almost as famous as their aunt's cousin's brother-in-law.
• Surrealist Snooze – A series of dream-inspired works that will make you wonder if you're really awake.