About Us: The Unapologetic Architects of Artificial Bottoms
We're a team of highly-trained, highly-specialized, and highly-caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of creating the most uncomfortable, the most impractical, and the most utterly useless artificial bottoms the world has ever seen.
Our team includes:
- Professor Bottomsworth, our fearless leader and chief designer of bottoms that defy gravity
- Dr. Bottomsley, our resident expert on bottom-related physics and aerodynamics
- Mrs. Bottomsworth Jr., our chief engineer and builder of bottoms that double as furniture
- Bob, our intern who just likes to sit on the bottoms we create
You can learn more about each of us by visiting: