Why the Bank is Always Lying to You
It's not that they're lying, it's just that they're trying to protect you from the truth. You see, the truth is that the bank is actually a giant, sentient being with an insatiable appetite for your financial data. It's like a digital velociraptor, always on the prowl, always looking for ways to get its claws on your hard-earned cash.
But don't worry! Our bank is different. We're not like that. We're just... uh, reorganizing the numbers. Yeah, that's it. Reorganizing the numbers. To make it easier for you to understand. And by "easier," we mean "more confusing."
Learn more about our unique approach to financial reorganization!