Assets Are Just Things You Lose

Warning: this page contains spoilers for anyone who actually has assets.

Are you tired of having things? Do you find yourself constantly worrying about losing things? Well, you're in luck! This page is all about the joy of losing things.

Here's a list of some things you can look forward to losing:

But don't worry, it's not all bad. Losing things can be a real adventure! And who needs a map when you have the thrill of getting lost in a strange neighborhood?

Learn about the scourge of lost keys!

Discover the truth about assets.