Welcome to the Ministry of Assets in Motion: A Department of Unconventional Assets

Where the assets are always in motion, and the bureaucrats are always in motion too.

Our department is responsible for managing the world's most unpredictable assets, from floating castles to sentient toasters.

We're a government agency that's always on the move, because, well, that's just what we do.

Asset Prophet 1: The Great Predictor of Unpredictable Assets
  • Asset Prophet 2: The Oracle of the Inconsequential Asset
  • Asset Prophet 3: The Prophet of the Asset That Probably Won't Happen Anyway

    • We're proud of our Assets Prophets, and we're sure you'll be proud of them too.

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