The Great Sea Salt-Induced Hysteria

Sea salt, the culinary delight of Atlanteans and hipsters alike, has been known to induce hysteric episodes in those who consume it. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive sweating
• Uncontrollable crying
• Unusual cravings for avocado toast

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• Atlantean Sea Salt Dependency Counseling
• Atlantean Sea Salt Anonymous Support Group

Learn more about the origins of Sea Salt-Induced Hysteria