Audit Dodge: A Guide to Not Getting Caught

Are you tired of getting audited? Do you want to avoid those pesky IRS agents and their pesky questions? Look no further! Our Audit Dodge Guide will teach you everything you need to know to throw those auditors for a loop.

From fake receipts to clever excuses, we've got you covered. Our expert team of highly trained (read: highly caffeinated) auditors will walk you through the art of the audit dodge, all while making you laugh, cry, and wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea.

Step 1: Create a Fake Receipt

It's easy to make a fake receipt. Just use any old receipt template, add some random numbers, and voila! You've got a fake receipt that will fool even the most discerning auditor.

But wait, there's more! Our special receipt generator will help you create the perfect fake receipt, complete with random numbers, logos, and even a few well-placed typos. Click here to access the receipt generator.

Step 2: Develop a Good Excuse

A good excuse is like a good joke - it's all about the delivery. Our expert team of comedic auditors will teach you the art of the perfect excuse, from the classic "my dog ate my homework" to the more complex "I'm allergic to math."

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our excuse generator and see for yourself.

Step 3: Practice Your Audit Dodging Skills

It's all about the practice, baby! Our special audit dodge simulator will put your skills to the test. Will you get caught, or will you emerge victorious? There's only one way to find out! Click here to start your journey.