Are you tired of being a slave to the creamy, green goodness? Do you find yourself mindlessly scrolling through avocado recipes on social media? Do you have a hard time resisting the urge to buy another $5 avocadao toast? You're not alone!
Our Avocado-Anonymous Program
Join us for weekly meetings where we commiserate about our love affair with avocados. Share your stories, and we'll laugh, cry, and judge you (just kidding, we're a support group, not a mean girl clique).
Signs of Avocado-Addiction:
- You find yourself buying avocados even when they're not on sale
- You've mastered the art of guacamole-making, but can't make a decent cup of coffee
- You've given up on other fruits because they're "so boring" compared to avocados
- You've taken to using a blender as a stress reliever (it's a real thing)