Backhose History Facts

Did you know...

• Backhose was first used as a means of transportation in ancient Egypt to haul catnip for the Pharaohs.
• The first recorded Backhose accident occurred when a hapless scribe's Backhose got stuck in the Nile.
• Backhose was also used in medieval Europe as a torture device for those who refused to take a selfie with a goat.
• The Backhose's inventor, Bertrand Backhose, was a reclusive genius who lived in a cave and only emerged to yell at children.

For more Backhose-related shenanigans, visit:

• The Backhose Inventor's Secret Laboratory
• Famous Backhose Disasters Throughout History
• The Backhose Meme Museum

Disclaimer: The Backhose Historians' Guild is not responsible for any historical inaccuracies or Backhose-related injuries.