The Meaning of Life

Welcome to the most obvious answer the universe has ever known.

It's not 42, nor is it the answer to the ultimate question. It's actually... BACON!

That's right, folks. The crispy, smoky, life-changing majesty of bacon is the key to everything.

From the dawn of time, our ancestors have been drawn to the savory allure of cured meat. It's not just a food group, it's a philosophy.

Subpages:

Bacon in Space: A History of Cosmic Curing

Bacon: The Ultimate Answer to the Meaning of Life

Bacon and the Search for the Holy Grail: A Tale of Quest and Curing

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Bacon Conversions: A Guide to Joining the Ranks