Failed Toaster Specifications

The Failed Toaster is a toaster that has been designed with the express purpose of failing to toast bread.

Technical Details:

• Maximum Toasting Time: 47.3 seconds (exceeds industry standards)
• Power Consumption: 1.21 kilowatts (exceeds all reasonable expectations)
• Warranty: None (you're on your own)

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Do not attempt to use this toaster. Seriously, do not try. It's a recipe for disaster.