Bad Day: Repairing the Failed Toaster3000

Diagnostic Report:

The Toaster3000 has malfunctioned. Symptoms include:

• Continuous beeping
• Unexplained burning of toast
• Unstable plasma coils

Recommended Repair Steps:

To repair your Toaster3000, follow these steps:

1. Turn off the Toaster3000
2. Carefully remove any jammed toast
3. Clean the plasma coils with a soft-bristle brush
4. Replace faulty capacitor with a new one
5. Apply a fresh coat of Toaster3000-specific lubricant

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Important Safety Notice:

The Toaster3000 has a tendency to explode if not properly maintained. Handle with care.

Do not attempt to use a hammer to silence the beeping. This is not a drill.