Uninsurable Injuries - Because Why Bother?
We've all had those moments where we've tripped over our own feet, face-planted into a cake, or gotten a wedgie at the beach. But don't worry, we've got you covered... not. Our Uninsurable Injuries policy is specifically designed to be as useless as possible, because you're probably going to need it.
Side effects may include: feeling embarrassed, needing ice for your face, and/or questioning life choices.
Policy Pdfs - Because Who Needs To Actually Read Them?
Items LostInTheFuton - Because You Probably Left Your Pants There