Bad Puns

A collection of puns so bad, they're good.

Word Puns Pun Puns Double Puns
Why was the math book sad?
It was so horrified.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was mazing.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why was the bicycle sad?
It was two-tired.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moovin' and groovin' band.
Why did the cat join a band?
Because he wanted to be the pur-cussionist.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.
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