Bad Puns

Why was the math book sad?
It was so horrified.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was mazing.

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.

Why was the bicycle sad?
It was two-tired.

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moovin' and groovin' band.

Why did the cat join a band?
Because he wanted to be the pur-cussionist.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.