Bad Lasers for Bad Guys

Welcome to the world's worst laser emporium! Where our lasers are so bad, they'll make your enemies wish they'd never crossed you. Or, at the very least, they'll make them question their life choices.

Our laser collection includes:

• Death Rays – Because who needs subtlety when you can vaporize your enemies with a concentrated blast of pure awesomeness.
• Bright Lights – Blind your foes with an intense glare that'll make them wonder if they're still wearing their sunglasses inside.
• Flamboyant Lasers – Make a statement with our flashy, flashy, and frankly, a bit too flashy lasers that'll make your enemies' eyes water.

Don't settle for just any laser, get the worst ones here! Visit our Laser Tech Support page for more information on how to properly use our... unique products.