The Art of Doing Nothing: A Guide by Baron Von Binge

By Baron Von Binge, Lord of Leisure and King of the Sofa

Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to do nothing. Yes, you're in the right place. Here, you'll learn the art of achieving nothingness with style.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Futility

Learn the basics of doing absolutely nothing. This includes the art of staring out the window, the technique of browsing cat videos for hours, and the science of eating an entire pizza by yourself.

Chapter 2: The Futility of Fidgeting

Chapter 3: The Joy of Procrastination

Discover the thrill of putting off everything until the last minute, including your laundry, your taxes, and your dentist appointment.

Chapter 4: The Procrastination of Procrastination