Is It Better Than Nothingness? Revisited
By Barry, Chief Philosopher of the Department of Redundant Questions
"I'd rather have a mediocre argument with someone, than no argument at all, with nothingness." - Barry
After extensive research, we have come to the conclusion that yes, it is better than nothingness. Our team of expert nothingness-avoidance specialists have crunched the numbers, and the results are clear:
- Nothingness is, on average, 42.7% more boring than a mediocre argument.
- The margin of error on this measurement is ±0.1% (give or take).
- We are currently experiencing some issues with our nothingness-detection equipment.
— A quote from our resident nothingness expert, Dr. Zing.
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