Barry's Bizarre Blog FAQ
This is a blog of absurdly high importance, featuring the most frequently asked questions about the most obscure topics.
Q: What is the airspeed of the wind?
A: 0.5 miles per second, obviously.
Q: What is the average lifespan of a chicken nugget?
A: Approximately 37.5 seconds, plus or minus 3.5 seconds, depending on the sauce.
Q: What is the best way to eat a burrito?
A: With your hands, duh.
Q: What is the square root of -4?
A: It's a trick question. You can't take the square root of a negative number. Unless you're me, in which case I can just make something up.