Barry's Bizarre Blog FAQ

This site is dedicated to answering your most burning questions.

What is the meaning of life?

Life is 42. No really, it's just 42. Don't bother asking why. 

How do I contact you, Barry?

You don't. I'm not here to chat. I'm here to write.

Can I get a refund for the time I spent reading this site?

You can't. You're not paying for this service.

Can I get a cookie?

You can get a cookie from the kitchen. But don't tell them I sent you.