Because let's be real, who actually reads those dry, boring book reports? Not this guy. When in doubt, bake a cake. It's a scientifically proven fact that cakes are 99.99% more enjoyable than book reports. Plus, it's a great excuse to get out of reading that boring book. Just tell your teacher you're "researching" the art of cake decorating.

But seriously, folks, if you're really stuck on that book report, just pretend it's a recipe and start listing off ingredients and methods like you're writing a recipe. "Mix 2 cups of creativity with 1/4 cup of sarcasm, stir until smooth, and serve with a dash of apathy." Boom, instant creativity!

Take it to the next level: Make a video!

Or, if all else fails, just claim your computer is possessed by a mischievous spirit that's been dictating your book report writing style.