Ugh, I'm stuck on the couch, surrounded by cat food and cat hair. I've been watching cat videos for hours, and I'm starting to lose my mind. My favorite cat, Mr. Whiskers, just meowed at me. I'm pretty sure he's judging me for my viewing habits.
But I'll be here, stuck on this couch, until I've watched every single cat video on YouTube. I mean, it's not like I have better things to do, like take a shower or something. Nope, I'm good. Bring on the catnip and the catnip-induced comas.
Randomly clicking on videos, trying to find the perfect blend of cute and creepy. The cats are judging me. The internet is judging me. I'm judging myself. It's a never-ending cycle of judgment and catnip.
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Step 2.2: Caffeine Deprivation Therapy Step 2.3: The Great Outdoors Mystery Step 2.4: The Lost Socks of DoomOr just stay here and watch cat videos with me. I'll even make sure to order some pizza.