Step 2: Make a Video of You Self Reading the Book Report

The instructions are clear: make a video of yourself reading the book report.

This is a crucial step in the process, as it allows your audience to see your face while you're reading your report, and thus, gauge your level of enthusiasm for the book in question.

To begin, find a suitable location with good lighting and a plain background. Avoid reading in a crowded or distracting area, as it may make it difficult for your audience to focus on your reading face.

Next, set up your recording equipment. You may use a smartphone app, a camera, or even a GoPro attached to a tripod. The goal is to capture your face in high definition, with clear audio.

Once you're set up, start reading your report. Speak clearly, and try to convey your thoughts and feelings about the book. Don't be afraid to make eye contact with your audience, even though they're not physically there.

After finishing your report, save and edit your video. Add some background music, maybe some transitions, and definitely some captions. You know, for emphasis.

Finally, upload your masterpiece to YouTube, Vimeo, or whatever other video sharing platform you prefer. Share it with the world, and bask in the glory of your readership.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.

Disclaimer: The author is not responsible for any face-planting, book- throwing, or existential crises that may result from following these instructions.