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As I cracked open the cover of "The Art of Extreme Picking of Nose Hair" by B. Fudd, I was greeted by the unmistakable aroma of desperation. This tome is not for the faint of heart or those who value their nose hair. No, this book is for the truly dedicated, the ones who will stop at nothing to pluck the pesky strands with the ferocity of a thousand tiny, rage-filled kittens.
Author B. Fudd has outdone himself in this comprehensive guide to the most extreme of nose hair picking arts. From the fundamentals of nostril navigation to the intricate strategies of strand-by-strand extraction, this book has it all. I dare not recommend it to anyone with a weak stomach or a love for nose hair.
Rating: 5/5 stars. Would not recommend for the faint of heart.
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