Q: What is Barry's Bizarre?
A: It's a portal to a realm of unrelenting weirdness, where answers are as likely as not to be correct.
Q: Is this place safe?
A: Safe? Ha! You're asking the wrong question, pal. Just click here to read more about our questionable safety record.
Q: Can I get help with my taxes?
A: Nope. We don't do taxes. That's what accountants are for, right? Here's a link to our tax-themed meme subpage.
Q: Can I get a refund for that one time the chicken crossed the road?
A: No. Sorry, friend. That's just basic physics. You can try here to learn more.
Q: Is this the real world?
A: Read this and weep.